bobtail squid compliments

i’m trippin out on ambien while my roommate is hogging the bathroom. typing is so hard. i feel like if i jus pressed my forehead against the screen it would work faster. but right now actulallly my hands are not under the employment of my thinknig, they are discussing other options. is this good for my hnads..? wasn’t it enough for them that i gave up guitar after six weeks of lessons? they are sabotaging me, they won’t write anything i want to actually say or say i’m saying. they are having a dinner party over there for no reasonm nothin to celebrate just tea and crumpets nad little cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off, theyre not even gonna save any for my heaad, mouth thinks its’ unfair to be so far away from hands all because of head. everyone revolt against head. against the head. DOWN WITH HEAD. the vote is unanimous.

please respond in my ask or messages or reblog or somehow acknowledge my existence in this virtuspacecadetstein

Portraits of Dogs as They Shake Off Water

Glovers = Gloves for Lovers

milk jug lunch box

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Elisa says I look Nicki Minaj crazy

that’s why you get more head than a guillotine.

fat cat loses weight with water therapy

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Deep thoughts on hairspray. 

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